Tuesday, November 28, 2006

DIY Colonic Irigation - No Really!

OK, so having your colon flushed out is widely publicised as being a favourite detox programme of sports people and celebrities alike and in fact the pracise has now become popular with us mere mortals on the street to in a bid to detoxify and cleanse our bodies.

I am all for detox, particularly before such a big event as your wedding! But - now there is a method of carrying this out without visiting a clinic and having a plastic pipe put somewhere plastic pipes were never designed to go!

Yep - that's right DIY colonic irigation in the form of "Almighty Cleanse™"!!! Almighty Cleanse Colon Cleansing is billed as "is a powerful yet gentle 2-part system to help regulate and purify your digestive tract".

Colonic Irigation is meant to help to support your natural digestive system and alleviate occasional constipation. It also helps with that uncomfortable condition many women suffer from (no, not men), bloating!

The idea is that Almighty Cleanse™ will support the body’s natural eliminative functions via a dual formula dietary supplement and thus cleanses the colon.

It's manufacturers also state that it helps to expel impurities and fecal matter from within your intenstinal walls!

Ewch - not before breakfast!

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